Thursday, July 17, 2025

LIGHTER FARE


Dear All of Us,

In my wild, wicked past

I was on the staff

of big, stuffy church.

It suffered an

unending plague of

big, stuffy meetings.

There were meetings 

to plan meetings,

to review 

completed meetings 

and sure as heck, yep, 

plan follow up meetings.

I found it hard 

to be good,

     so
 
  I wasn't

and that with
 
impish regularity.


A touch of such.

One Monday night

        at a 

Church Board Meeting 

I acted up, I acted out. 


Background:

That Board Meeting

was on the heels 

of an exhausting weekend - 

two weddings, one wake,

a Saturday evening 

service and sermon

two of both on Sunday,

an afternoon church picnic,

and for toppers, 

an evening with the

Middle School Youth Group 

powered by out-of-control 

pubescent hormones. 


Monday meant 

staff meetings.

Goal One: 

impress each other

with all and how well 

we each were doing,

a newsletter to proof

that no one 

under seventy 

ever read, 

counselling a 

late thirties couple

that even with 

the bloom 

off the rose, 

the rose 

was worth keeping,

refereeing a squabble over 

who had family rights 

to a plot in 

the church cemetery.


My head was about to explode

that Monday night as our 

Church Board Meeting 

got under way.

I just so bad 

wanted 

to be home 

with my family -

I know, I know 

- bad grammar -

but "so bad"  

did I want to be 

  "Home safe"!!


The Board Chair liked 

to play corporate.

We all know the type -

trying to be a big fish 

in a little pond.

       So, 

   role, rule 

      and 
  
  titled reign 

  at church - 

much ado about 

not at all that much.

He was heavy into

excruciating fuss over 

such weighty matters as

should we paint the 

Youth Room 

Battleship Gray

or go 

Army Fatigue,

whether to require that 

all offerings at the 

Sunday Coffee Hour 

absolutely had to be 

low cal and organic, 

and could we hold 

the final hymn 

on Sundays

to one verse.


Well, I went 

passive aggressive.

I made myself 

stay awake,

but I resolved 

to say nothing.

I wasn't going 

to be a good sport 

about a bunch 

of grownups 

playing Little League.

That got noticed 

and it upped 

the participants' 

unspoken,

but palpable, 

"What's up with Pastor?"

After two and a half hours 

of trivial pursuits 

the Board Chair

   opined that 

"We haven't 

 heard anything 

 from Pastor 

 this evening.

 Pastor, 

 may we have 

a word from you?"

I paused and paused, 

    and paused, 

deliberately creating 

an extended and 

awkward silence, 

and then with slow, 

strong, deliberate 

emphasis 

I simply said:

  
    "WORD"


and absolutely 

not one syllable more.

After some stunned 

        and 

more awkward silence,

folks started to chuckle 

and then roar like 

the opposite of heaven.

Even the stuffy board chair.

Someone said "AMEN!!!"

and we all went home.



So why the above?

Why not something

 "more spiritual"

    this week?

To tell the truth,

I just wanted 

to play a bit.

So I just did!

So much is 

so sober serious

these days and ways.

Not a bad idea

to tickle each other

more than once

in a regular while.

It can lighten the lift.

And given the givens 

these days with 

the likes of 

Putin, Xi Jinping, 

Trump, Zuckerberg, 

MBS, Netanyahu, 

Bezos and bromates

all putting their

   spin outs 

on us and our world,

I figured a touch of 

the church jester

might be in order

for the disorder, 

take some of the air 

out of ballooning

church bureaucracy,

offer a twinkle of hope,

lighten things up a touch.

We sure can use some
     
     LIGHTER FARE

these leaden heavy days.



As a matter of fact,

a medieval theologian

taught that 

humor is really

an expression of 

Divine Love.

He said it refreshes spirit.

The scriptures are all in on that:
   
 "I will refresh the weary"
         
      Jerimiah 31:25

 "A twinkle in the eye

  means joy in the heart..."
 
      Proverbs 15:30
   
       The Message

   "Gladden the soul 

    of your servant, 

    for to you, O Lord 

    I lift up my soul, ..." 

       Psalm 86:4

   "A joyful heart 

    is good medicine."

     Proverbs 17:22

    "...but the cheerful 

      of heart have 

      a continual feast."

      Proverbs 15:15

      "A glad heart makes 

       a cheerful face..."

      Proverbs 15:13

      "...whoever 

       refreshes others 

       will be refreshed."
 
        Proverbs 11:25


The medieval 

theologian and mystic,

Meister Echardt shared:

"My Lord told me a joke.

 And seeing Him laugh

 has done more for me 

 than any scripture 

 I will ever read."

Picture all this,

feel it, and

our spirits spring

wide, free, joyous

        in a
   
    rip roaring

   Love Laugh



Humor calls 

the question 

on puffy fluff.

It's a mercy midst

mindless middling.

It relieves life's 

stress and nonsense.

It frees and joys the heart.



Looking forward to us 

being together next week.

Hey, love to all.

God Bless,

John (Naughty) Frank

and I enjoyed every 
    
outrageous moment of it! 


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